Featured Joke! 
Two parents take their son on a holiday and go to a nude beach. The dad goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mum and says, "Mum, I saw ladies with breasts a lot bigger than yours!"
The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mum, I saw men with things a lot bigger than Dad's!"
The mum says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mum, I just saw Dad talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!" | Featured Prank! When your colleague or mate leaves their desk, open Word, go to Tools, then Autocorrect. Add some stuff to the 'Replace' and 'With' boxes. For example, replace:
- 'Dear' with 'Yo' or 'My darling'
- Thank you' with 'Cheers mate'
- 'Email' with something completely irrelevant, like 'cheese'
- [their name] with 'Miserable git' or 'Old slapper'
Featured Game! 
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